Samuel Beckett and Particle Physics Humor

Apropos of nothing, a couple things I found so funny this week that I still remember them on a Friday afternoon. Here you go...

Gaming news:

Waiting for Godot for Wii breaks first week sales records.

Theoretical Physics (sort of) humor (sort of):

The tachyon walks out of the bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here."
A tachyon walks into a bar.

Have a good weekend!